Showing posts with label Cute Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute Stuff. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2007

British Airways

British Airways flight was going to Teheran from London . When it gets close to Teheran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Teheran airport and asks for help:

"Teheran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"

"flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go ahead"

"teheran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"

"dis iz tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"

"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"

"dis iz tehran , I reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"

"dis iz tehran , can you get emergency power to your engines?"

"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"

"dis iz tehran , can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?"

"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"

"dis iz tehran , can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"

"dis iz tehran , would you peleez repeet thez words after me"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz Tehran , repeat thez words peleez: Ashado ala elahailallah wa ashado an Mohammadan rasul Allah"

LOL!!!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Pls do some exercises in office every one hour (sooo cute...)

Mr Rabbit Exercies


1 st : Warming up


sam fu kap~~~~~~~~~

kap hei~~~~~~`

fu hei~~~~

ok. now can FONG PEI~~~

(must read in cantonese)


2 ND : Stretching



pom cak cak pom cak cak...




3 rd : the upper body exercise





4rd: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)





5 th : lower body exercise (moving to right and back)





6 th : Head exercise (make sure to do the 2 nd part, it works!)


LV1:


LV2:

i got TIE TAO GONG!!!

ai...cah~~~~~~~~


7 th : whole body exercise


LV1




LV2




LV3

i wana buang all SUI HEI...


8 th : Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!





9 th : relax


LV1




LV2




LV3 over: Well done!

money money come...

money money come.....